I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for karma, I can tell you I don't have more than one upvote, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long Reddit lurking career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you admit this is a shitpost now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will downvote you.